Get Your Day Started With Tony Danza's Halftime Speech In "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon"
Say what you want about Tony Danza but this beautiful son of a bitch hit it on the head right here.
The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles are an absolute disgrace. Luckily the rest of the division is equally as disgraceful. But it's almost impossible to root for any of these assholes aside from Travis Fulgham and maybe Darius Slay. Not only is it impossible to root for most of these guys, but it's pretty damn easy to actually hate them.
It's true. These players all come and go. We'd wish that most of them would go right now, to be perfectly honest. But unfortunately these are the sorry sacks of shit that we are left with. So if we can't just cut the entire team right now, how about they take a seat and listen to the wise words of Barney Gorman. Tell Doug Pederson to stay home tonight. Just give Tony Danza 15 minutes with the Birds before kickoff tonight and they won't need a coach. They'll be so fired up they will run straight through the Giants relentlessly for 60 minutes with reckless abandon.
Play for the cops. For the bus drivers, the butchers, the bloggers. That's who you're playing for. Don't let us down, cowards.
Go Birds.